can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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