Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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