call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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