Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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