I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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