Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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