I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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