i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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