I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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