i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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