Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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