yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
19 Parents Admit the Lies They’ve Told Their Children
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
21 Worst Confessions on a First Date
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line