with your own penis?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
The power of my boobs compel you
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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