I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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