I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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