She announced her abortion via fbk
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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