Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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