how can u be prego again
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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