Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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I got inside last night via doggy door
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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