i dont even know how to be here
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We have started to decorate penises.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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