No stitches, just platelets and will power
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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