and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Gay?
German.
Pity.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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