Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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