I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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