dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?