So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out