My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
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my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty