i think i have herpe
just one?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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