I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
