how can u be prego again
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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