break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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