whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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