Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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