I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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