I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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