All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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