It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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