oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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