On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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