sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
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Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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