dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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