The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
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i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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