I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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