i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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