I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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