Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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