in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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