yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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