Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you had me at cake vodka
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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