Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
we should paint friendship bongs
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