Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Randomize
