she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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