So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We left the knife in your bed.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
