You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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