He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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