Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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