'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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