i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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