the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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