i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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